Image Price Description     $8.99 CLARENCE HOMO SAPIEN - But once in anyone's lifetime, a person will experience one moment of such complete connection with another, that they are bonded together forever. When this magical moment occured for Mick, a reclusive novelist, he was simply in the wrong place at the wrong time! Now Mick's every move is spied upon, scrutinized and remembered by a hill-billy handy-man, Clarence, that insists that he and Mick will be friends for-ever and ever and ever and EVER... $8.99 FEELERS - It seems like no one is ever happy with the way they look, but for Vincent Ballard, no amount of makeup or platform shoes will help. From birth, Vincent has sported two giganticfeelers from his head. And for all his life he has dealt with ridicule from everyone except his now deceased grandmother. All things aside, though, Vincent has done well to manage his unusual life, but how will he handle the suprising affection of his first female admirer or the discovery of the murderer of his grandmother living right next door? $8.99 PEOPLE LEAD SUCH IMPORTANT LIVES - A group of three painfully concieted hikers adventure up into the Northern reaches of Maine on the dawn of a new millenium. On the way they are attacked by a horde of creatures from outerspace and fall into the company of a couple of chronic liars. $8.99 SEXUAL PREDATOR - A hiker faces off against the slick, suave and devastatingly sexy young mountain-man that attacked & sexually assaults his new bride in the middle of the rugged Rocky Mountains. $9.99 SEXUAL PREDATOR - A hiker faces off against the slick, suave and devastatingly sexy young mountain-man that attacked & sexually assaults his new bride in the middle of the rugged Rocky Mountains. $8.99 ALCOHOLICA - To what ends will John, an out of work high school drop-out, go to get drunk after he is instantly hooked by his first drink? How will his room-mate and close friend stop him from plummeting into the seemy world of drugs, sex and alcohol that seems to be John's destiny? $12.99 Rock'n with Satan Soundtrack Contains all the hit tracks from the film, including: I Found Someone Inside Outside Kiss it All Goodbye Mortisha and many others... $8.99 Rock'n with Satan - Two high school seniors are seduced into playing the demonic tunes of the evil demon of heavy metal music until they realize his plot and fight against all odds to save the world in this 1980's nostalgia musical comedy featuring a rich soundtrack of hair-band tunes. $17.99 You get the Rock'n with Satan film and the soundtrack at one low price!   $15.00 Profit at Any Price: How Agribusiness is Destroying America   $7.00   $6.99 ships July of 2003 $11.95 Terror-Proofing Your Home We live in uncertain times.Ever since Septempber 11th, our illusion of saftey has been broken. We never know when or how the terrorists are going to strike next. We feel helpless and frightened when it comes to protecting ourselves and our family. Luckily, you don't have to feel helpless anymore. With Terror-Proofing Your Home, you can take control of the situation and be prepared for the next strike. By arming yourself with the right information and official terror-proofing techniques, you will rest assured that your family will remain safe.   $11.95 Terror-Proofing Your Home We live in uncertain times.Ever since Septempber 11th, our illusion of saftey has been broken. We never know when or how the terrorists are going to strike next. We feel helpless and frightened when it comes to protecting ourselves and our family. Luckily, you don't have to feel helpless anymore. With Terror-Proofing Your Home, you can take control of the situation and be prepared for the next strike. By arming yourself with the right information and official terror-proofing techniques, you will rest assured that your family will remain safe.   $9.90 Get Three of Zone 5's most popular movies on one feature-rich DVD. Neo-Con: The Age of Treason: War is Peace! Freedom is Slavery! The Bill of Rights has been changed to a Bill of "Rough Guidelines" and America is the undisputed ivory tower of morality for the planet - whether the planet likes it or not. Welcome to the bright future of the Neo-Conservative mind. Neo-Con: The Age of Treason is the definitive film about the New World Order as dictated by the Hermetic Brotherhood of the GoatSuckers. Get ready for zany subdermal tracking microchips and wild eugenics experiments! Mark Jackal is an ultra-conservative talk radio host with a flair for double think. When he is contacted by his elderly mentor Maxwell Spratacus in his last days of life, he rushes to his side. But Spratacus's sinister plans for the future may be even too uncompassionately conservative for Jackal. When Spratacus's trophy wife, Jamie, and the bright, beautiful, go-getter, Damiana enter into the mix - it's an exciting recipe for a dogmatic ideological explosion! Neo-Con: The Age of Treason is a roller-coaster ride that takes viewers from the dingy fear-mongering catacombs of the Neo-Conservative mind to the infinite dimensional possibilities offered up by the crystalline Net of Indra. The only comfort you are left with is the hope that Mother Kali will quickly eat up everything she ever gave birth to! This film will leave you sweaty, horney and psychotically giddy, all the while yelling Hail Satan! Kiss the Goat! Bush Sucks Devil Cock! and Cthulhu Ftaghn! The Knife: Walter Angel is a by-the-book businessman with a charitable streak. When he allows his destitute and hirsute frat buddy, Jean-Paul, to live in his home, it seems as though the hardest things to get used to will be Jean-Paul's poor hygeine and his emotionally psychotronic outbursts. But all that changes when Walter enters into a decadent and sensual union with Jean-Paul's french-fried girlfriend, Echinacea, and Jean-Paul finds an ancient Knife that is still as sharp as it is sexy! Watch as Jean-Paul cuts into Walter and Echinacea's lives with all the precision of an American-trained Israeli interrogationist/ torturer as he voyeuristically peers into the increasingly intense affair between Walter and Echinacea! Will Walter be able to slice Jean-Paul from his life and make it out alive? Will he keep his head? Or will he lose his mind to the drug known as TERROR? With an ending show-down that is as psychologically gruesome as it is pseudo-physical, The Knife is a tilt-a-whirl of a trip you'll carry in your heart for the rest of your days! The Dirty Mime: Terry Runnigan is peerless. Not since fellow Frenchman Marcel Marceau has one Mime so captivated the human imagination. A modern augur, Terry uses the divinely sublime medium of motion to touch his audience on a spiritual, mental and physical level. The Dirty Mime asks the question: Can one gentle mime so accurately dramatize human sin onstage, that his holy depictions will reflect the very lives of his audience and lead to the salvation of Mankind? Think of it in these terms and Le Dirty Mime will be much easier to swallow!   $14.90   $19.99